I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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