Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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