I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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