I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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