you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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