You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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