I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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