So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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