it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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