She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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