You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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