I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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