just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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