CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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