Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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