It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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