no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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