Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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