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(519): View more from Ontario

It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My Vagina smells like Nemo again.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.

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(314): View more from Missouri

The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.

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(716): View more from New York

Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?

(585): View more from New York

Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.

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.......

(585): View more from New York

I'm just looking out for you.

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(315): View more from New York

It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.

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