did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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