After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
