I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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