i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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