You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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