yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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