he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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