Who wears a wallet chain?!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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