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Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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