): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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