no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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