i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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