But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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