Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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