with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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