I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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