Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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