sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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