I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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