Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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