Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I got chris browned last night
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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