omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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