I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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