i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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