To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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