walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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