Don't make out with my wife yet
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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