when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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