My first STD was from a foam party
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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