Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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