Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
