I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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