i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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